Have you dreamt of being featured in the latest Purple and White? Do you want global recognition from the campus and beyond? Does your life revolve around the need for attention? If you answered yes to any of those questions, this is for you!
In collaboration with the Student Organization for Personal Financial Gain, the Purple and White is pleased to offer a new and exciting opportunity for the entire Millsaps campus. It works like this:
- Leave your stimulus check (signed) in the Purple and White suite in John Stone Hall. There will be a basket to leave your checks.
- Send an email to email@example.com recording your entrance into the contest. Those that do not send a verification will not be given an admission ticket.
- On June 1st, a winner will be drawn and selected to be interviewed for a topic of their choice.
This is your chance to be heard. Don’t hesitate, give us your money now! If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.
Entries end 11:59 PM on May 31st. Refunds not available once check is delivered. Not responsible for any legal or complaint fees.
*The above article is part of our 2021 April Fool’s Day Edition. Content is not factual and should not be taken seriously.